I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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