so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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