...so i touched it.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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