dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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