He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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