he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
smell my finger.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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