Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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