well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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