Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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