my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i think im in europe. pls send help
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