i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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