therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
