This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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