pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.