she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo