i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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