she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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