clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize