Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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