Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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