So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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