Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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