This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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