I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize