Porn is love you can see.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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