i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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