I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...