Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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