no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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