is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
How naked do you want me to be?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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