If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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