i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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