At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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