Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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