Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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