I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Girls should come with a carfax report
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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