I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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