He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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