How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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