...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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