I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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