I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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