Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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