maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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