a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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