Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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