I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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