dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am mentally ready for anal.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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