Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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