dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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