I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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