there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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