This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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