What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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