One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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