You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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