In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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