we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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